Thursday, January 16, 2014

500 Words of Nonsense - Matt Tsang

Eight fortnight tree. like always. Walked to the bathroom and washed face. Seeing tweezers started to pick the boogers from the nose, taking the boogers and rolling them around with fingers and throwing it behind the shoulder for…luck? Groin tension. Lifted leg, clogged sink, peahhhhhhh. Unclogged sink and turned faucet. Duh. rrrrrrrrrrrB. Molasses eye drank le goats. Just a beanie. Walked to the kitchen for whine and sawlsa. Something caught I in the pantry. Whine and sawlsa and poptwatts. Walking ehcross the bitchen tiles, only stepping on the tiles that are connsecutive to the won just on, appoached the three steps of stairs. At the bottom, the steps extend and sliced bread. What an odd way to die, thought. Stahp. Shmarfle. Djangle djangle. Bletchkarpguah. When Is opened, it was falling. First snow…or must be snowing outside…or snowing inside…take the pick. More like Snost. Ha. Turned on the UFOs and turned on the waves. Oops. Forgot the smaller waves. N0pe. Fuggledat. Sqompler. Oerig. OsUDBGF. Tha wih tha soh shtakun n0.
Blarg. Mufferstump. Reach…strangle. Muvvle. Biim. Sjuth.  Mmmmmmsip. Bokie. Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwuot? Pi curve xex less five curve same one minus pii curve ex curve shift. Blue green purple. Grape. Sipmmmmmmmmmmm. Garlic. British. Ha. Kit kot. Harrumph. Same one from one towards five walking legs with E holding not walking legs with xex. Lawl. E. Mode. DO KNOW. Nnnnnnnnnn0pe. Push. Plug. Blocky waves. Much blocky waves. Stretch. Grastrangle. Stab. Molehills into mountains. piii same. Curve oh. Dot. Curve curve. Line line curve. Line line line line. Sip. M. driggle driglgle. o. 

m0@h snow. 

1 comment:

  1. I really like this piece of nonsense. From what I can tell, it seems like you wrote a stream of consciousness, but beyond writing down whatever came to mind, you also played with words. For instance, I liked the sentence, "Whine and sawsla and poptwatts." You are talking about food and being in the kitchen, so even though you used the word "whine," like the act of "whining," the word sounds like "wine" the drink, which makes more sense in the context of the sentence. The ambiguity of whether you meant "whine" or "wine" touches on the multiple meanings of words, and how two very different words can mean the same thing. This reminded me a lot of many of the conversations in Alice in Wonderland when one character meant a word one way, but another character interpreted the word to have a different meaning (like "drawing treacle"). Also, I like how you played with sound and the spelling of the word. I like how you focused on the sound of the words rather than the actual spelling of the words, again like "whine" and "sawlsa."

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